Yeah Big Brother Nine is starting, another hot summer of watching 16 crazy wannabe celbrities parade around half naked. CAN'T WAIT hopefully there'll be loads of fit people to mnake the viewing a little easier on the eye.

what a crazy task to kick off BB, this couple have to pretend there not really a couple. And 43 year old Mario has to pretend this 19 year old blond bird is his girlfriend. Some might say he is a luckly lad however that a hugh age gap, his fellow contestants will think he's a weirdo. It's kind of bitter sweet really.